Agricultural Actors Gifts

Cow Show Tunes

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

Garden.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Bees SOS

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You're famous, Angus."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Farmer Christmas.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Factory Farmers.

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'