Agricultural Actors Gifts

Cow Show Tunes

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

Garden.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Bees SOS

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"You're famous, Angus."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Farmer Christmas.

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Factory Farmers.

Hybrid animals.

Wholesale market in Cuba

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"