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Professor Buckwheat impressing the agricultural mind

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Bird Torture.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Alien crapload

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Some genetically engineered pig

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Snail trap

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Garden genomes.

World hunger

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

Combined Harvester