Agri-geek Pillows

Professor Buckwheat impressing the agricultural mind

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Bird Torture.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Alien crapload

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Snail trap

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Some genetically engineered pig

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Garden genomes.

World hunger

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'