Agriculture Geek Pillows

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'We need a new farm program, Your Majesty -- the grain in Spain is going down the drain.'

Modern Shepherding

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bird Torture.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Police Cow!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

The worm that churned!