Agri-fitness Enthusiast Pillows

"Afraid this whole section's barren. But, I got my 10,000 steps in!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Snowman carrot substitute.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Free Range Cows.

Branding Consultant

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Farmer's credit.

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

"No need to be embarrassed. Eventually we all need a lanolin supplement."

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'