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"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

The worm that churned!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Cow and Milk

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Shuck me.'

Police Cow!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Runner Bean...

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'