Agrarian Jokester Gifts

You certainly have a way with chickens.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Clandestine cows.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

COWS: Spare cow

They're Brazillian!

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'Tender and Juicy.'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'Good morning, 'DICTIONARIES' department for, like, Similes.'

"An olive or a twist?"

Summer Reading

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"