Aging Punk Pillows

Old Headbangers

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Punk Rock?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

The end of innocence

Nick Cave

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Lou Reed

Ian Dury

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Original punks go to reunion

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Punk Angel

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."