Aging Punk T-Shirts

Old Headbangers

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

The end of innocence

Original punks go to reunion

Lou Reed

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."