Cautionary Punk Pillows

'We've simplified the warning label to 'May result in lawyers'.'

Worry tank

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Geekasaurus.

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"It's called being preemptive."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Giant bird.

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

"Your prognosis? That depends on your health insurance."

Unnecessary alarm company

Caution Dulcimer

"Better safe than sorry."

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

'The Zombie Cyber Wars have begun!'

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

'No Walking'

'Ethel always insisted on seeing I.D. before opening the door to strangers'

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).

The Survivalists' Club. Walk right in with your hands up.

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."

"The clerk's back is turned ? go for it."

'I'll just light my pipe before I find the gas leak.'

Old Headbangers

Never Drink and Drive

"Aren't you overreacting a bit now?"