Caution Comedian Pillows

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Athlete

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Dual Airbags

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'I took a short cut.'

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'Before I serve any food, please sign this waiver of legal liability for making you obese.'

'The hook was too dangerous.'

"The finale should be good"

'Say... this looks like a good place!'

"I'm doing backstroke because you said we shouldn't swim on a full stomach!"

'Silly me - I didn't stand back!'

'People your age tend to overindulge themselves to death — we doctors call them 'suicide boomers.''