Comedic Caution Pillows

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"The first week back is always the hardest"

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"If you had only listened to me when you were six and not eaten that dirt."

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

Fisherman Funneral

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Try to remember to flex your ankles and if possible walk up and down the room."

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

'Elections are easier to understand if you think of them as performance art.'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

"Connect the dots"

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

'Speak up!'

"Of course it's a bad report. I have your genes to contend with!"

'I think I'm seeing double again!'

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

It's not the Winning. It's the Taking Part that Counts. Vote Lib Dem.

'Listen up, folks! The President is feeling a lot of pain today, so please put a little extra into your groveling!'

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

"What were his last words?"

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