Classic Punk Enthusiast Pillows

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Which one's mine?"

Punkins

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Nick Cave

Australian punk

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Original punks go to reunion

Lou Reed

Ian Dury

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.