Age-gap Relationships Enthusiast Gifts

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"'Till death do you part?"

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

Baby boomers anthem.

"This should be hilarious."

"Mother's dying to met you."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"... Yes, the night is still young. Unfortunately, you're not."

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"

"I'm going to be a great grandmother."

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"

"You've got to realise they are in their forties and know nothin' about the real world."

"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

"The age difference doesn't worry me. I just love hearing your stories about your shipping company."

'He called me a whippersnapper - is that good or bad?'

"Nice try at being hip, boomer. . . but we don't actually sell eggs and hashtags!"

"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."