Age-gap Relationships Enthusiast Prints

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"'Till death do you part?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

Baby boomers anthem.

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

"This should be hilarious."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"... Yes, the night is still young. Unfortunately, you're not."

"Mother's dying to met you."

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

Generation X-Employed

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"

"I'm going to be a great grandmother."

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

"You've got to realise they are in their forties and know nothin' about the real world."

"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

"The age difference doesn't worry me. I just love hearing your stories about your shipping company."

'He called me a whippersnapper - is that good or bad?'

"I'm dating an 144 year old woman..."