Age-gap Romantics Prints

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Love is Blind.

Cupid

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Everybody meets online these days."

Puppy Love

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Social Networking.

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Tunnel of Love.

Spring Break.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

Tunnel of Love.

Heart is sewn back together.

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

Old Love

Online Dating for Dummies

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Imaginary boyfriends are best.