Age-gap Romantics Prints

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

"Everybody meets online these days."

Puppy Love

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Social Networking.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Spring Break.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Heart is sewn back together.

Online Dating for Dummies

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Old Love