Age-gap Relationships Gifts

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"We invented your hair."

"'Till death do you part?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

'Well, I find it intimidating. I mean, any minute they could fall down completely!'

"This should be hilarious."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"Mother's dying to met you."

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

'The stylist got our instructions mixed up.'

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

'Dear, I believe the expression is: 'never been kissed'.'

"Here’s a little walking-to-the-end-of-the-block money."

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

'One thing wrong with the younger generation, we don't belong to it anymore.'

"I'm dating an 144 year old woman..."

"The age difference doesn't worry me. I just love hearing your stories about your shipping company."

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."

'George is much older than me. When he was 6 I was only half his age...'

"What about you, Walter – how do you feel about same-age marriage?"