Age Disguise Expert Gifts

'The easiest way to stay young is to lie about your age.'

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

Masquerade

How witness protection really works...

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Another goldfish...?"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

John James Heidegger, masquerade impresario, and Italian opera singers

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

Masquerades and Operas, Burlington Gate.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

"Trust me, he knows how they think."

Federal witness protection agency.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'