Age Disguise Expert T-Shirts

'The easiest way to stay young is to lie about your age.'

Masquerade

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

How witness protection really works...

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

John James Heidegger, masquerade impresario, and Italian opera singers

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"Another goldfish...?"

Masquerades and Operas, Burlington Gate.

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

Federal witness protection agency.

"Trust me, he knows how they think."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!