Age Illusionist T-Shirts

"Just for the record, what age are you admitting to tonight?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'No sniffing.'

'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Magic Act

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"We're here, Harry."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'