Income Illusionist T-Shirts

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Propping up a profits chart.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Young Houdini

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Magic Act

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

David Blaine, Age 60

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Wow. You're amazing!

Houdini's infancy.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Mime Tug-of-War

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"Returns"

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

A turkey displays a deck of cards.