Age-defying Flirts Pillows

"I'm liver spot spice."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"I'm starting to look old."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

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"Agnes is so crushing on him."

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

'To absent teeth.'

We are 50 going on 15...

"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

"The only way she can still be in her twenties is if her birthday is 29th February!"

"Who knew they had interns in the Hoover administration."

"On the other hand, if I die next week this isn't a midlife crisis."

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

Christmas Hook Up

Senior Pick-Up Lines

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

Tooth Fairy stealing dentures

"Sorry, we're looking for someone younger. Someone who needs to pull a phone out of a pocket to tell the time."

"Of course 60 is the new 59."

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?