Age-defying Dynamo Pillows

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"I'm fifty-three, but I have the resume of a much younger man."

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Networking

Romance

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

A holiday at home

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Thor's Other Tools

The power of the blog.

Origami time!

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Shop Lifting

Handy-lion

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."