Age-defying Dynamo Mugs

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"I'm fifty-three, but I have the resume of a much younger man."

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Networking

Romance

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Lovely dovetail."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

A holiday at home

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

The power of the blog.

Thor's Other Tools

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Origami time!

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

Handy-lion

Shop Lifting

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'