Agatha Christie Fan Gifts

Joan Hickson

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'One victim, four suspects... It's like in a bloody Agatha-Christie-novel! Dang, I hate that mystery stuff...'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"So, Poirot, mon ami, do you like using our little grey cells?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Poirots of the Caribbean

Hair Style Menu

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Let's talk about the weather.

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"Your mother never goes back on her word,son-just on and on and..."

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

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