Agatha Christie Fan Mugs

Joan Hickson

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'One victim, four suspects... It's like in a bloody Agatha-Christie-novel! Dang, I hate that mystery stuff...'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"So, Poirot, mon ami, do you like using our little grey cells?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Poirots of the Caribbean

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Hair Style Menu

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"Your mother never goes back on her word,son-just on and on and..."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'