Agatha Christie Enthusiast Mugs

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Joan Hickson

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

'They're a very close family.'

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Poirots of the Caribbean

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Hair Style Menu

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

Wearing all black

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

Let's talk about the weather.