Agatha Christie Admirer Gifts

The Mousetrap 'I reviewed it as "Thoroughly unpleasant".'

"I think it was done with mirrors."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Poirots of the Caribbean

Lady of the bath...

Joan Hickson

Love

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Cook and her Maids

Goddess

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"We have ways to make you stop talking, you know."

It had to be you!

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

'One victim, four suspects... It's like in a bloody Agatha-Christie-novel! Dang, I hate that mystery stuff...'

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

"So, Poirot, mon ami, do you like using our little grey cells?"

"...And of course, I'm Corgi registered."

Women now on the front line - Hillary 2016 Presidential Candidate.

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

'This is because you disagree with my theory on existentialism?'

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

"A source close to the Royals tells me that..."

"What I don't know about the side of my own head, you could fit on the back of a postage stamp."

'Sheesh...she struts around like she owns the place.'

Bloomerism - An American Custom

Goodbye Aretha

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

"I never knew we got to choose argon or neon!"

Birds of Cheshire.

Bigfoot and his wife, Bigmouth.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'