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The Mousetrap 'I reviewed it as "Thoroughly unpleasant".'

"I think it was done with mirrors."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Poirots of the Caribbean

Lady of the bath...

Joan Hickson

Love

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Cook and her Maids

Goddess

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

'One victim, four suspects... It's like in a bloody Agatha-Christie-novel! Dang, I hate that mystery stuff...'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

It had to be you!

"...And of course, I'm Corgi registered."

"So, Poirot, mon ami, do you like using our little grey cells?"

Women now on the front line - Hillary 2016 Presidential Candidate.

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

'This is because you disagree with my theory on existentialism?'

"A source close to the Royals tells me that..."

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

Bloomerism - An American Custom

"What I don't know about the side of my own head, you could fit on the back of a postage stamp."

Goodbye Aretha

'Sheesh...she struts around like she owns the place.'

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

Birds of Cheshire.

"I never knew we got to choose argon or neon!"

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"The best part is, the I.R.S. has no authority here."

'How many books did Jane Austen write?'