'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'
After-school Programs Gifts
Searching for a gift that highlights the spirit of after-school programs? Whether it's for a teacher, a student, or a program supporter, our thoughtfully designed products bring a playful and inspiring touch to the world of learning and growth after school hours.
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."
Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team
'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'
Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks
Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!
I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.
"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."
The best PE teacher in the World.
'Who I played in Summer Stock.'
'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'
"Could you repeat that word?"
"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'
School trip little porters.
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'
Patey's in a band! He's so cool!
The Best Art Teacher in the World.
SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'
'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'
'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'
"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."
"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"
'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'
"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."
'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'
Niche Extracurriculars
I'd like to donate to your theater, but
'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'
Boy squashed under lawn roller.
'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'
Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.
'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'
After-school Programs Gifts Collection
After-school Programs Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating the energy of after-school programs—perfect for teachers and students who love learning with a laugh.
After-school Programs Pillows
Relax with pillows that capture the essence of after-school programs—comfort and motivation in every detail.
After-school Programs Prints
Inspire with prints that celebrate after-school adventures—beautiful wall art for a classroom or home that loves learning.
After-school Programs T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that highlight the excitement of after-school activities—ideal for supporters of educational fun and community spirit.