School Programs Gifts

'He's here as part of a student exchange program.'

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Three more years of high school."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Could I ask just one question?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.