African Culture Buff Pillows

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Selfie

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Introducing Piza Island.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Pearly King and Queen

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Out of kilter.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Boomerang cow.

Kultural K9's.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.