Bloke Culture Buff Pillows

'Lads mags - New-lads mags - Post-lads mags'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look! No hands!"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Great British Eccentrics.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

I love the Shard

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

The High Line at Giza

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Picasso: The Early Years

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Boomerang cow.

Kultural K9's.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

A meeting on the pier

Maypole

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.