Bloke Culture Buff Pillows

'Lads mags - New-lads mags - Post-lads mags'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look! No hands!"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Great British Eccentrics.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

The High Line at Giza

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Picasso: The Early Years

I love the Shard

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

Boomerang cow.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Maypole

A meeting on the pier

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.