African Safari Buff Pillows

Zeb-bras.

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'White meat or dark?'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."