African Safari Fan Pillows

big game hunt

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'