Safari Lover Pillows

"I don't like the look of this"

"Ooh look! A zebra! I mean do we look that stupid?"

'You're not trying to smuggle wildlife out of our country, are you?'

'Probably best not to get involved.'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

"The reason they are called lions son, is becuase they are always 'lion' around."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Marmalade the Cheetah following baby Warthogs.

Vulture had large pepper grinder. Other one says: 'Will you please put that thing away?'

'Forget it - that is one fast zebra!'

'Heads or tails?'

'Kiss you on our first kill? What do you take me for?'

'Wait, you can't kill me like this!. . . Too many witnesses.'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Zebras on holiday

'Hey guys! Meet Zubri, a zebra here on holiday from Africa...'

'Yes, they have guns, but we're safe: They're not poachers, they're park rangers...'

Funk Facts: Africa.

Lion Head

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Have you booked?"

"For the most dangerous game, that was awfully easy."

'I've ruined so many watches: Only buy waterproff watches, not water-resistant watches,,,'

"Same old crowd."

"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

Decoying the Giraffe

'Racy little devil, ain't she?'

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Don't you hate it when no one tells you that you have food on your teeth?'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.