Affluent Living T-Shirts

BUCKS, next exit...BIG BUCKS, right lane.

Sloaney Pony.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

The Day Dreamer.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Champagne Charlie.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Room service.

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

The Great Catsby.

"If you want folks to see you're serious about carbon off-setting, plant it round the front - this is where our helipad is going!"