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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Sloaney Pony.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Bubbly

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."