Aesthetic Adventurer Gifts

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

The War on Architectural Postmodernism

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

Aubrey Beardsley's Book-Plate

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'The art is only so-so, but the California white wine is quite acceptable.'

'She's putty in my hands.'

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

"You don't have to make a decision on a butt lift today, go home and sleep on it."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Underweird bras."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Creative Baby.