Aeromodeling Gifts

Naked sunbather about to be attacked by boys model plane

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Airplane food

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

OOPS!

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Wiener Dog Balloon Animal.

A flighttime story

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

Jet Pack

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

A man working on a model airplane

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'