Advocate Of The Unmade Meal Gifts

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Steamed vegetables."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Please don't kill me."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Essential work against Coronavirus

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Spaghetto

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

I told you we should have split a meal.

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

'My wife can cook anything I want. But then I don't want it.'

"Butcher!"

"Bleah! I'd stick to football if I were you, Rashford"

"How long have we been married?"

Bacon Bits

World Hunger Bureaucracy.

What was good for you is bad for you.

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

Eat at Home Sign

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

'We no longer serve trans-fats. Would you like some lettuce broth?'

Mom taught me stamina

'Mom...since when is ‘Broccoli Man' a superhero?'

When Worlds Collide:

"Drinking one giant soda a day sounds healthier than drinking 6 sodas. At least I'm not dealing with all the guilt."