Advocate Of The Unmade Meal Pillows

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Steamed vegetables."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Please don't kill me."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Essential work against Coronavirus

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Spaghetto

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"

'My wife can cook anything I want. But then I don't want it.'

"How long have we been married?"

"Bleah! I'd stick to football if I were you, Rashford"

"Butcher!"

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

World Hunger Bureaucracy.

What was good for you is bad for you.

Bacon Bits

'We no longer serve trans-fats. Would you like some lettuce broth?'

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

Eat at Home Sign

Mom taught me stamina

When Worlds Collide:

'Mom...since when is ‘Broccoli Man' a superhero?'

"Drinking one giant soda a day sounds healthier than drinking 6 sodas. At least I'm not dealing with all the guilt."

Has the industry really been thinking about the long-term effects of genetically modified animal food?