Advocate Of Gay Rights Gifts

Don't Ask Don't Tell.

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Getting to Know You

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Two doctors holding hands

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

End of Affirmative Action

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Poor vs Rich

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Pop culture! How come they never have Mom culture?

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

'I'm an equal opportunities employer, Mr Moore, but I would expect you to shave before an interview.'

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

New Labour Socialist Exclusion Unit.

Two of everything.

I'm reporting you for discriminating against tall people!

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."