Gay Rights Advocate Gifts

"I know four gay people. Their agendas include monogamy, board games, and cats. But not undermining religion... That's my agenda."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Two doctors holding hands

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Domestic Pardners

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

End of Affirmative Action

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Poor vs Rich

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

Pop culture! How come they never have Mom culture?

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

'I'm an equal opportunities employer, Mr Moore, but I would expect you to shave before an interview.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

Two of everything on Noah's ark.