Gay Rights Advocate Gifts

"I know four gay people. Their agendas include monogamy, board games, and cats. But not undermining religion... That's my agenda."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Getting to Know You

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Two doctors holding hands

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Sales and Diversity

End of Affirmative Action

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Domestic Pardners

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Poor vs Rich

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

Pop culture! How come they never have Mom culture?

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'I'm an equal opportunities employer, Mr Moore, but I would expect you to shave before an interview.'

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.