Advocate Of Gay Rights Pillows

Don't Ask Don't Tell.

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Two doctors holding hands

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

End of Affirmative Action

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Poor vs Rich

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

Pop culture! How come they never have Mom culture?

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

'I'm an equal opportunities employer, Mr Moore, but I would expect you to shave before an interview.'

New Labour Socialist Exclusion Unit.

'Look lady. I've been burning my brazier for years.'

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."