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"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

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"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

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"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

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'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Live, laugh, love

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."