Adversary Of Ads Pillows

Next advert in 2 seconds...

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Cash Rebate

Dream Advertisements.

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

Where Are They Now?

"There's no privacy anymore."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

"I can still remember when cartoons were about humor, not product placement."

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company... 100% artificial'.'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

Rejected Budweiser Ads

'Your show attracts the 16-34 year olds we want, but our survey shows that none of them has any money!'

I think I could explain it better to the girl in your TV commercial.

'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"How come in your TV adverts you're giving out loans left, right and centre?!"

"And it's recommended by nine out of ten people we believe to be doctors."

'Yes I know our commercial said no salesman would call... we lied.'

"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."

'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'