Advertising Adversary Pillows

"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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If nobody had invented graphics

Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Honesty in retail

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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