Adversarial Ad Analyst Pillows

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Your ad here!

'It's about time!'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

The Bargain Brand

'In the commercials, they run over to it and wag their tails.'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"The sign does not specifically say, 'these' hot dogs."

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"I know the Ad agency thought you had better chemistry with Phil. I still don't like it."

Man in desert sees a sign for a bank 'Saving for a rainy day!'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

The Sponsored Skier

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"