Adversarial Ad Analyst Gifts

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Your ad here!

'It's about time!'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

The Bargain Brand

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'In the commercials, they run over to it and wag their tails.'

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

"The sign does not specifically say, 'these' hot dogs."

Man in desert sees a sign for a bank 'Saving for a rainy day!'

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"I know the Ad agency thought you had better chemistry with Phil. I still don't like it."

The Sponsored Skier

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

"Howard is our attack ad specialist. When you need his services, poke him with a stick."